{"product_id":"chez-gagne-i-hate-everyone-bottle-safety-matches-aqua-funny-gift","title":"Chez Gagné - I Hate Everyone - Bottle Safety Matches, Aqua, Funny Gift","description":"Not in the mood? Say it with fire. Our I Hate Everyone safety matches deliver snark with every strike. Featuring cool aqua tips in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid, they’re the perfect blend of attitude and utility.\n\n𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭:\n• Bold + cheeky: A phrase that resonates with anyone having one of those days.\n• Gift-ready: Pair with candles or spa gifts for the friend who loves sarcasm.\n• Eye-catching: Aqua match tips pop against the clear glass bottle.\n• Conversation starter: Turns a basic household item into a statement piece.\n\n𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:\n• Coworker gifts\n• Breakup or divorce survival kits\n• Everyday snark + self-care bundles\n• Holiday stocking stuffers\n\n𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬:\n• Glass bottle with gold lid\n• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”\n• Weight: 1.8 oz\n• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with aqua tips\n• Striker on the side of the bottle\n\nColoring may vary slightly between production runs.\nAvailable only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48068005560478,"sku":"1082","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/5631\/9390\/files\/85d1506a8f7ca31a522df25ebcc2be91dd72b8c7d9669a68d356cf9c7b019c36.png?v=1785461943","url":"https:\/\/scentsationalny.com\/products\/chez-gagne-i-hate-everyone-bottle-safety-matches-aqua-funny-gift","provider":"Scentsational","version":"1.0","type":"link"}