Bring the fire and the festive. The Festive As Fuck holiday matches come in a chic glass bottle with a luxe gold lid and bold red-tipped sticks - ready to light candles, spark holiday cheer, and keep spirits bright (and a little cheeky). Equal parts functional and funny, they’re the perfect stocking stuffer or hostess gift with attitude.
Why customers love it:
• Holiday-ready: Bright red match tips + bold phrase = instant seasonal vibe.
• Functional décor: A glass bottle that looks great on mantels, coffee tables, or bar carts.
• Giftable sass: Perfect for stocking stuffers, host gifts, or cheeky holiday bundles.
• Easy use: 40 red-tipped wooden matches with striker on the side.
Best for gifting occasions:
• Holiday gifting + stocking stuffers
• Hostess + housewarming gifts
• Pairing with candles, mugs, or seasonal gift sets
• Everyday humor gifts during the holiday season
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with red tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle
Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.
