Not in the mood? Say it with fire. Our I Hate Everyone safety matches deliver snark with every strike. Featuring cool aqua tips in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid, theyโre the perfect blend of attitude and utility.
๐๐ก๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ข๐ญ:
โข Bold + cheeky: A phrase that resonates with anyone having one of those days.
โข Gift-ready: Pair with candles or spa gifts for the friend who loves sarcasm.
โข Eye-catching: Aqua match tips pop against the clear glass bottle.
โข Conversation starter: Turns a basic household item into a statement piece.
๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ ๐ข๐๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐จ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ:
โข Coworker gifts
โข Breakup or divorce survival kits
โข Everyday snark + self-care bundles
โข Holiday stocking stuffers
๐๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฌ:
โข Glass bottle with gold lid
โข Size: 1.84โ x 4.75โ
โข Weight: 1.8 oz
โข Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with aqua tips
โข Striker on the side of the bottle
Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.
