Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like trying to hold it together through family drama, endless shopping lists, and burnt cookies. Our Merry What The Fuck-Mas matches deliver a bold red pop of festive flair with just the right amount of sass. Perfect for pairing with candles, cocktails, or anything else that gets you through December.
Why customers love it:
• Holiday humor: A cheeky, relatable twist on the season.
• Festive design: Red-tipped matches add a bright, merry accent.
• Perfect add-on: A standout under-$20 stocking stuffer or hostess gift.
• Reusable bottle: Sleek glass vessel doubles as décor long after the matches are gone.
Best for gifting occasions:
• Holiday parties + hostess gifts
• Stocking stuffers
• White elephant + Secret Santa exchanges
• Seasonal merchandising in gift shops + boutiques
Product details:
• Glass bottle with gold lid
• Size: 1.84” x 4.75”
• Weight: 1.8 oz
• Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with red tips
• Striker on the side of the bottle
Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
Available only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.
